Knee High Boots For 2026 Might Be Wishful Thinking On My Part
I scrolled through three saved searches of me trying to find a specific Chloé bag last night, because lets face it when it comes to internet shopping nothing gets you…
I Spent a Year Buying Trousers with Brown Shoes So You Dont Have To Get It Wrong
Brown shoes have been given a bad reputation. Ask the average person what you pair brown shoes with and they’ll probably say “smart casual”, they’re the shoe you wear with…
Knee High Boots On Short Women Get Written Off Constantly, I Had Opinions
Someone once told me that if you’re under five foot four you should “steer well clear” of any boots above mid calf, because they’ll “cut the leg in half and…
Should Joggers Be Tight Or Loose? Everyone Has A Different Opinion, So I Checked
My friend Nadia has joggers so tight that they’re basically leggings with a drawstring cuffed so tightly at the ankle they suction-seal to her calves. My friend Ben has joggers…
Over The Knee Boots For 2025 Got Questioned At A Dinner Party
I was halfway through chewing someone’s homemade tagine when Fran’s boyfriend nudged him across the dinner table and said “weren’t those boots a bit… 2013?” and I nearly choked on…
The Trench Coat Gets Reissued So Often I Wonder If It Ever Left
“A trench coat buys you a coat and a half” a shop assistant told me circa 2011 while I drunkenly stared at myself in a full-length mirror wearing a beige…
Should A Puffer Jacket Be Tight Or Loose? I Tested Both And Found Out
One dude in a menswear forum told me the ideal fit for a puffer is “basically vacuum sealed to the body, like a sausage casing.” Why? “You end up looking…
Midi Skirts Get Blamed For Making You Look Shorter, I Wanted The Real Story
Ok so for years I genuinely thought midi skirts were a height scam. Like a real life conspiracy against anyone under five foot five. Five foot four if we’re being…
Ive Never Worn A Crop Top In My Life, Is Thirty Five Too Late To Start
Someone in the comments on something last week casually mentioned crop tops are “for people who haven’t had a job yet.” Like anything revealed while doomscrolling, it shouldn’t have gotten…
Petite Women And Midi Dresses Are Apparently A Bad Match, I Wanted Proof
I had just started my third set of Romanian deadlifts when my phone vibrated against the water bottle on the bench next to me so hard I had to take…