The You Wear Underwear with a Bodysuit Question I Finally Have a Real Answer To
I bought my first bodysuit for a wedding in 2019. Found myself in the changing room of a now-defunct boutique and couldn’t, for the life of me, work out whether…
I bought my first bodysuit for a wedding in 2019. Found myself in the changing room of a now-defunct boutique and couldn’t, for the life of me, work out whether…
My sister in law proclaimed, apropos of nothing at all, at a christening one time (her holding a prosecco because she’d been given one despite not drinking due to being…
My brother in law found a thong in my washing basket last year, in 2019, and I have never once been allowed to forget that it happened. It wasn’t his,…
Priya sent the photo at 11.47pm on Tuesday. A leather jacket, mid spin cycle, visible through the little round window on her washing machine like some kind of aquarium exhibit…
My sister- in-law attempted to wear a waist trainer in my kitchen one October afternoon. She wore what she modestly described as “training gear” under a jumper and assured me…
Back in 2016, I bought my first bomber jacket because a mannequin in a Leeds shopping centre was wearing it with skinny jeans and looked like she’d just landed from…
“You look like some of us have jobs, Priya” is not a sentence you expect to hear twice. But there it was in my sister’s mouth as we stood by…
“It’s barbaric.” Nadia said. Glasses of Rioja in our hands, sitting opposite each other at Nadia’s kitchen table about this woman Nadia had seen through the window of a café…
One of my sister in laws sent me a photo earlier this summer. It was from a beer garden in July, her caption was “don’t judge me” and she was…
I wore Chelsea boots to a barbecue in July and my sister Fran gave me dirty looks with her eyes like I’d rocked up in a fur coat. “You’re joking,”…