Priya sent the photo at 11.47pm on Tuesday. A leather jacket, mid spin cycle, visible through the little round window on her washing machine like some kind of aquarium exhibit…
Brown shoes have been given a bad reputation. Ask the average person what you pair brown shoes with and they’ll probably say “smart casual”, they’re the shoe you wear with…
My brother in law found a thong in my washing basket last year, in 2019, and I have never once been allowed to forget that it happened. It wasn’t his,…
I counted them last night. Sorted into two lines against the back door like kids’ shoes at a police station: there are nine pairs of brown boots in my house.…
I was standing in Dan’s hallway on a Tuesday morning shoeboxing like some grade zero game show host when he let me know the tone of his week. He wasn’t…
My sister in law proclaimed, apropos of nothing at all, at a christening one time (her holding a prosecco because she’d been given one despite not drinking due to being…
First things first: Yes, I did just say Proenza Schouler. As in the brand you know you could never actually afford, even if you sold a kidney on the black…
This month's roundup is a proper mixed bag, a bilingual poetry collection that's somehow ended up in a fashion search, M&S getting genuinely interesting for once, a bedding brand expanding…
I tallied the denim skirts hanging in my wardrobe on a rainy Tuesday in March because I felt guilty about buying another one and wanted to know how much of…
Let me start by saying that I never thought I’d become a girl with opinions about maternity jean waistbands. Like, ever. But at 7 months pregnant and still striving to…