The Bardot Tops Worth Your Money
For years I believed bardot tops were a trap. A shoulder trick designed to fall down at the precise second you’re drinking something bubbly and chatting to someone you’re interested…




































































































For years I believed bardot tops were a trap. A shoulder trick designed to fall down at the precise second you’re drinking something bubbly and chatting to someone you’re interested…
Tan is hard to get right in a mini dress; it hugs the body so closely that any textureless fabric feels cheap as soon as you put it on. Ones…
Yellow is a harsh colour on a small canvas, which means that a mini skirt is precisely where you want to be wearing it. There’s nowhere for a poor shade…
Yellow is what sets the good slip dress apart from ones you forget after a few drinks. It highlights every imperfection in the fabric and shows none of them any…
Yellow doesn’t have to be subtle. In fact, that’s sort of the point of a yellow mini dress. That’s also why when they’re done well they require more consideration than…
Yellow satin skirts shouldn’t work, but the best ones really do. Colour does the work that a print or embellishment does in other fabrics so you want the rest of…
In 2019 I told my sister corsets were medieval torture devices Victorians tricked women into wearing to rearrange their organs, and if she bought that one from the market trader…
Someone in the comments on something last week casually mentioned crop tops are “for people who haven’t had a job yet.” Like anything revealed while doomscrolling, it shouldn’t have gotten…
Velvet trousers work because velvet does something tailoring very rarely does after dark; it reflects light rather than merely conform it to an expected shape. They read smart without the…
I spent years thinking bodycon meant one specific silhouette, the kind that requires a fake tan appointment and a strict no bread policy for 48 hours beforehand. Wrong. A good…