I spent about four years believing a black coat had to be a certain kind of serious to earn its keep. Structured, sombre, the sort of thing you’d wear to a meeting about tax. I was wrong, and I want to say that properly, on the record, because that one wrong opinion cost me a lot of grey Novembers.

A good black coat isn’t a uniform, it’s a mood you get to choose every morning. The wool ones with a bit of weight to them do something to your posture, you stand differently in a coat that swings when you walk. The softer, unstructured versions do the opposite job brilliantly, thrown over pyjama trousers on a school run or over a slip dress at nine at night, and nobody clocks the difference because black doesn’t ask questions.

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That’s the whole point of the colour. It’s not boring, it’s just quiet enough to let everything underneath do the talking.

What makes one actually good, in my experience, is the collar and the length working together rather than fighting. A big collar wants a bit of length to balance it, otherwise you end up looking like you’ve borrowed your coat from someone taller and grumpier. And the sleeve length matters more than anyone tells you, because a coat that swallows your hands in January wind is a coat you’ll resent by February.

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Styling one is less an art than a habit. Knitwear underneath for the cold months, something with texture so it doesn’t disappear into the black. A bright bag or a scarf if you want to prove you still have a personality somewhere under all that fabric. Trousers and boots for the daily grind, a dress and bare legs if you’re brave and the taxi’s outside. It works on the school run, it works at a funeral, it works for a Tuesday that needs a bit of gravitas it doesn’t otherwise deserve.

Occasion wise, this is the coat for the in between moments, the ones with no dress code but a definite mood: winter weddings where you’re not sure how smart to go, evenings that start as errands and end as dinners, any day you can’t decide who you’re being yet. Black doesn’t decide for you. It just lets you turn up.

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