Midi Skirts Get Blamed For Making You Look Shorter, I Wanted The Real Story
Ok so for years I genuinely thought midi skirts were a height scam. Like a real life conspiracy against anyone under five foot five. Five foot four if we’re being…




































































































Ok so for years I genuinely thought midi skirts were a height scam. Like a real life conspiracy against anyone under five foot five. Five foot four if we’re being…
I had just started my third set of Romanian deadlifts when my phone vibrated against the water bottle on the bench next to me so hard I had to take…
“Just get one that hits mid calf, it’s universally flattering, every body type” a shop assistant at Nordstrom Rack told me four years ago. I was standing there holding a…
I spent about three years thinking beige was for people who’d given up. Then I wore a beige wrap dress to a brunch I almost cancelled because I couldn’t face…
Grey does more work than black in a midi skirt, because it carries the same ease without dragging the mood down to funereal. The best versions sit somewhere between stone…
I spent about three years thinking broderie meant summer wedding, full stop, nothing else, and I have a photo from 2019 to prove it, standing in a car park in…
I used to think broderie was a summer wedding costume, the thing you wear once to a marquee in June and then feel faintly ridiculous about for the rest of…
Grey does something a black midi dress can’t, it reads as considered rather than safe. The right shade sits between charcoal and dove, close enough to neutral that it pairs…
I bought a broderie dress in 2019 that looked, under any light stronger than a candle, like a christening gown that had given up on itself. Cheap cotton, holes punched…
I bought a black midi dress in 2019 that I can only describe as “office Halloween witch,” all severe angles and a hemline that moved like it had its own…