The Trench Coats and You Look Taller Myth I Finally Looked Into Properly
I bought my first real trench coat in 2019, after a woman at the till in a Leeds shopping centre told me it would “elongate” me. I am five foot…















































































I bought my first real trench coat in 2019, after a woman at the till in a Leeds shopping centre told me it would “elongate” me. I am five foot…
I bought a beige coat in 2019 that made me look like I was trying to audition for The Archers as an estate agent commissioned by a publisher to populate…
Teal lives in that liminal space between blue and green where coats go from practical to persuasive, which makes it work extra hard when thrown into a winter rotation full…
Proven by years of wear and re-wear, a quality trench knows how to earn its place in your wardrobe, it doesn’t simply hang there by virtue of its brand name.…
“A trench coat buys you a coat and a half” a shop assistant told me circa 2011 while I drunkenly stared at myself in a full-length mirror wearing a beige…
One dude in a menswear forum told me the ideal fit for a puffer is “basically vacuum sealed to the body, like a sausage casing.” Why? “You end up looking…
I once got called a duvet with arms by my mum. No, let me back up. My mum told me I looked like a duvet with arms. We were outside…
Grey is the colour coats get right more often than black, mostly because it does the work without announcing itself. A good grey coat reads as considered rather than safe,…
Brown gets written off as the safe option, the coat you buy when you can’t be bothered to commit to camel or black, and that’s exactly why so many brown…
I spent about four years believing a black coat had to be a certain kind of serious to earn its keep. Structured, sombre, the sort of thing you’d wear to…